god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch
wash your fucking ass
Wash your attitude
*blogs about how much i love learning languages instead of actually learning languages*
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye