я твои враг~.

anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

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esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

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it:

aint:

no:

lie:

baby

bye

bye

bye

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ikealanterns:

*blogs about how much i love learning languages instead of actually learning languages*

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ayy-liens:

☯ 宇宙人

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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morhurst:

isabelle isnt ok

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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